I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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