i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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