It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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