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Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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