ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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