Say something about gay babies.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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