check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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