I heard we made out
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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