The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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