just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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