tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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