yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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