Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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