The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
So. Much. Porn.
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