Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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