Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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