wat bout pragnant strippers??
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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