no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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