The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
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My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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