He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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