Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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