my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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