This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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