stop calling my apartment porn island.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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