Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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