I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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