I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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