im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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