This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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