i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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