Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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