he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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