uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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