If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I will die if light touches me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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