): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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