Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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