you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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