life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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