So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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