what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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