It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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