i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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