I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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