i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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