Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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