It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
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She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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