This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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