Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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