Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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