How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
my poor anus
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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